Fluffy Turtles

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

thesulfurandthesea:

sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps

12

am I screaming?

you’ll never know

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

ingroan:

i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie